Ren and Stimpy

An awesome cartoon from old school Nickelodeon. Paved the way for South Park and Spongebob. Revived by TNN/Spike as uncensored. The uncensored verion makes more blatant innuendos than the original, but has the same enjoyable adult humor.

Ren and Stimpy were always gay. Just because they didn't state it outright in the first version doesn't make it untrue. Watch a couple old episodes and you'll see.

by Dub P April 28, 2005

Manual Stimulation

To masturbate oneself. To fondle one's own genitals to stimulate or fondle to a point of climax or orgasm with one's hand or other device.

While Sandy loves her sex life with her boyfriend Carl, nothing makes her orgasm better than her own Manual Stimulation. She loves to work her bean between her thumb and forefinger until she cums.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

stimpak

(n.)A medical kit or syringe used commonly in sci-fi movies and games to heal the user of wounds.

Sarge had to inject a stimpak to keep him from bleeding to death.

by Smkngmgc September 24, 2004

Ren and Stimpy

A truly innovative cartoon that Nickolodean didn't appreciate and canceled. TNN tried to bring back new episodes but they truly sucked and it ruined the shows image.

I'd rather drink a bucket of vomit than watch the new Ren and Stimpy.

by The Dodger November 16, 2003

stimulate

To make (something ) more active

Caffeine stimulates the heart

by Sunny_Girl4lyf April 5, 2021

Stimson Middle School

this is a place that no one ever wants to be. we hv stupid tech classes that everyone sleeps thru. there are maybe 3 good teachers in this school. it is nicknamed stimshit for a reason. it’s the shittiest place and literally no one wants to go to this school. people are acc embarrassed to say we go to this school. get us tf out. mr. smith looks like buddy the elf. mr. sansotta looks like a guy who should work at raymor & flannigan. and mr. kellerman looks like Al from toy story. there are way too many teachers who look like thumbs here. and yes this shitty ass school can go bury itself in hell. gay ass school with fucking pervert teachers and they try and help kids with their mental health BUT THE SCHOOL IS CAUSING IT. kids here need to learn how to fucking walk and keep their mouths shut. i can’t think of one person here who is real. everyone is faker than barbie.

guy : what school do you go to?
girl : oh umm
guy : just tell me
girl : stimson middle school
guy : what’s that?

by i probably don’t like you March 10, 2019

stimulus

"Stimulus" is slang for a sordid economic nostrum administered on the advice of bankers and academics, many of them carrying the title of "Dr.". But don't mistake these "Doctors" for devotees of the Hippocratic Oath. "Stimulus" or economic crank, like any other economic panacea, is a fake cure that gives its victims a temporary but false sense of well-being, even as it sets about causing long term damage to users and the economic community at large. The opium of the economists know as "stimulus" acts directly on bread winners and investors by misdirecting them into production plans and consumption levels which cannot be successfully coordinated or sustained across time. As a consequence, the "high" of this political drug lasts for only a few months, often followed by a depressing "crash" period, which cannot be avoided without further and ever increasing quantities of "stimulus". The drug received its proper name "crank" because it was most often smuggled into policy debates by monetary cranks, the most famous of whom was John Maynard Keynes.

"Stimulus" is taken by fiscal injection, monetarily (directly snorted by banks and borrowers), and through the consumption of pork. A common misconception among politicians and the public is that some administration methods are safer than others, while in reality all act on the economy the same exact way. Economic "crank" damages the coordinative function of prices across the structure of production and consumption, which cause naturally occurring price signals -- e.g. interest rates, stock prices, etc. -- to be ineffective. Because price signals are responsible for facilitating the coordination of production plans and consumption choices, withdrawal from sustained periods of artificial "stimulation" is extremely painful to economic actors and the economy system, with businesses and households thrown back into economic reality after having functioned for a time in a circus mirror, government-altered state without any naturally produced and undistorted relative prices to guide their plans.

"Stimulus" withdrawal is said to be one of the most painful experiences an economy can endure, and users of economic "crank" should consider other safer ways to buy the support of voters.

"Helicopter" Ben Bernanke wants to stimulate the US economy so Starbucks wanna be hipsters can keep their habit and still fill up their SUV.

Chinese use to export opium stimulus, but now they export monetary stimulus.

by Banker-San January 20, 2008