(noun). Snoozenastics is the practice of physical and mental activity during the time between snooze alarms while laying in bed in the morning. Physical activity may include breathing exercises, muscle stretching, and isometric exercises. Mental activity may include reflection and introspection on one's life, self-analysis of one's dreams (if any) the night before, and preparation for work or other activities in the day ahead. For the purist, the individual would be naked (under the covers).
"i just finished a nine-minute session of snoozenastics. Now I will take a shower, and get ready to go to work."
by yes juanito yes January 25, 2012
Get the snoozenastics mug.1. Involuntarily turning off your alarm clock without your conscious awareness either within 15 minutes before the anticipated ring time, or during its first ring.
2. Subconsciously expending the allotted snoozes for a set alarm and waking up roughly an or so hour later; upon waking up, the first glance of the time will set off the person to express his anger with the exclamation of a single word whilst blaming the alarm clock.
3. The scapegoat for an unset alarm.
2. Subconsciously expending the allotted snoozes for a set alarm and waking up roughly an or so hour later; upon waking up, the first glance of the time will set off the person to express his anger with the exclamation of a single word whilst blaming the alarm clock.
3. The scapegoat for an unset alarm.
*A student walks into class late and sits next to his buddy.*
Buddy: "Why are you so late?"
Student: "My damn alarm didn't ring."
Buddy: "You must have ghost snoozed."
Student: "NO! ... *sigh* ... probably."
*An alarm clock was not set the night before and Jamie wakes up an hour late*
Jamie: *Looks at the time..* "F@CK! ... Must have ghost snoozed."
Buddy: "Why are you so late?"
Student: "My damn alarm didn't ring."
Buddy: "You must have ghost snoozed."
Student: "NO! ... *sigh* ... probably."
*An alarm clock was not set the night before and Jamie wakes up an hour late*
Jamie: *Looks at the time..* "F@CK! ... Must have ghost snoozed."
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The opposite of carpe diem which is Latin for "seize the day." This means to go back to sleep.
The opposite of carpe diem which is Latin for "seize the day." This means to go back to sleep.
When waking up early in the morning, a person must decide whether to carpe diem or carpe snooze'em. Usually a internal (sometimes external) debate of the mind occurs, "Carpe diem....carpe snooze'em....carpe diem....carpe snooze'em. Carpe snooze'em." Sadly, the latter usually wins out if the debate ever occurs.
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Get the Smozebo mug.I mean, what the hell? you hit the snooze button and you get woken up again in 15 minutes. 15 minutes of sleep hardly makes a difference
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