shmingit

A man names Albert (flamingo) s child, who he feeds covid vaccines to, shmingit, is also known as little fella.

Child: "born"

Flamingo: "little fella shmingit"

by BIGFUCKINGSIMPBITCH September 5, 2023

shmingle

The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.

Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.

by sailingfool September 9, 2009

shmint

fresh, positive, outlook on a situation or object

i had shmint night

that band was realy shmint

im feeling really shmint about this

you are so shmint

by ramdomwordmaker May 7, 2010

shit shins

When one removes the toilet off of an underground porta potty and jumps in and is shins deep in shit he is then called "shit shins"

After he became shit shins he couldn't eat for the rest of the day.

by TanRin March 30, 2009

The Shins

as a certain girl I know says, "Only the greatest band ever."

Me: What band is this?
Girl: It's the shins, only the greatest band ever.

by Coffman August 7, 2007

Shmister

(adjective) used to describe one person who knows enough about everything to start a conversation but once they begin talking on a topic, you relize they know nothing about it. They try to use big words and fancy sentence structure to make it sound as if they know what they are talking about when they really dont. These people are often thought of as "know-it-all's" when they really know nothing. They are often proven wrong and are rarley and expert in any subject.

Dude 1 "bro, i met this babe last night and she had it all, she was hot, succesful, and knew everything about everything!"

Dude 2 "oh, that girl. I talked to her too. she was just a shmister, i wouldnt go for that"

by surfrat96 November 15, 2011

Shminge

The act of shitting in a minge

"I heard last night he done a shminge to somebody"

by Steelydanman February 14, 2018