A Shlong is a rather long dick especially when not erected.
Can be in the way, between the Man legs when he is walking.
Can be in the way, between the Man legs when he is walking.
-We could see that dude's shlong through his cyclist pants, I'm telling you!
- Wow it must of been so awkward Sofia.
- Wow it must of been so awkward Sofia.
by Mathylda00 September 09, 2018
by Jack Tenny September 24, 2018
by Wallee February 13, 2020
1) The nonscientific, and more commonly recognized name for a grossly huge, long and slimy...banana slug. A particular variety found in vegetable gardens throughout the continents capable of devouring much vegetation in a short amount of time.
2) Human penile envy in comparison to the undeniable resembalence of the banana slug to a mans penis, aka, wishful thinking, minus the green shade in color
2) Human penile envy in comparison to the undeniable resembalence of the banana slug to a mans penis, aka, wishful thinking, minus the green shade in color
1) Farmer John: "Dang-nabbit! Those @#*& shlongs have cleaned me out of my cucumbers!"
2) after Farmer John has taken a closer look: "Holy cucumbers, zucchini's and everything else longer than 5 inches...if I only had a shlong the size of THAT!...why, wouldn't Martha be one screamin happy hag!" (*chuckle-chuckle*)
2) after Farmer John has taken a closer look: "Holy cucumbers, zucchini's and everything else longer than 5 inches...if I only had a shlong the size of THAT!...why, wouldn't Martha be one screamin happy hag!" (*chuckle-chuckle*)
by Jo-mama November 09, 2003
when the pig shot at the gang members and they shot pack his shlong shiriviled up and all the niggers laffed.
by Johnney Hooligan November 04, 2003