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Shirted

When you hitting so good, she squirt and shit at the same time.

To squirt and shit at the same time.
Jenny shirted her first time she had a bbc.

I shirted jenny again.
by Akiyn October 13, 2020
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Stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.
Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.

Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.

Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?
by PuceEmu August 23, 2008
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shinternet

The word Shinternet is quite simply a cross between the words Shit and Internet. Let's face it, apart from being a gateway to porn, the Internet is boring as fuck, which is why it is Shit. End of story.
http://www.pineridge1.demon.co.uk/ - this is a prime example of the absolute shite that the Shinternet is full of.
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shisted

A form of being wasted, in you're own world, just...chillin'.
Livin' life shisted.
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Shitted up

to be covered in copious amounts of shit.
Sal - aw yeah, so I come 'ome and Billy 'n Ben have left the toilet seat all fackin shitted up. I mean seeeeeriously...
by Truth & co March 13, 2014
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shined

Shined is the past tense of shine
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shirted

to fart only to find some goo came out also.
dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!
by The Goose February 7, 2005
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