schlock

Person who is full of BS, or generall a DB of the highest order

what a schlock, that guy is definitely a DB

by schlockenberry December 24, 2008

Schlock

A large penis - Word combines schlong and cock in one easy to use word. Kill two birds with one stone.

Johnny: "Wanna see my schlock?"

(Johnny whips out schlock)

Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock is EPIC!"

Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!

by JNSphoLYFE February 1, 2010

Shlocken

A sex bomb who gets all of the thots.
He is a straight baller and is the funniest guy in the room

Reuben "You're too Shlocken"
Harvey "Bruh I know"

by shlocken December 9, 2019

shlock

A small piece of material (similar to a sock) that covers a mans junk.

person 1: Hey John its cold in here you got a jacket?

person 2: No, but I got a shlock you can borrow.

person 1: Whats a shlock??
person 2: Its my cock cover. Fits like a sock.

by totalstud December 29, 2009

schlock

One who is very hairy and ape like.

One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.

Schlock scared the woman before molesting her.

by nwblmx May 15, 2003

SHLOCK

Acronym; spat/sprayed hot liquid over computer keyboard.
See also SHLOMM; SHMUCK

That was so funny I shlock - ed.

by ketanga February 20, 2007

Shlock

A person named Shod's cock.

DAYUM, he put that shlock to good use last night ;!

by beccaisapunk November 30, 2011