shwasted

The Jewish version of being wasted aka you are drunk because you were stingy with your alcohol.

Keekee: Damn Trina is shwasted!
Samantha: Yeah because that bitch didn't share her bottle of Alaze.

Keekee: Smh. Damn Jew.

by duhnaynay December 3, 2010

schwasted

to be completely and utterly totally F*CKED UP!!!! FUBAR!!!!

im gonna get schwasted on ST. PATTYS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sam adams my flippin name March 12, 2008

shwasted

The act of being wasted, only with more swag.

"I was shwasted last night"

by GODofSWAG October 4, 2011

Shwasted

Wasted, but without the negative connotation.

I was shwasted the night I made out with him. That was the appx 6 beers that night.

by SchwamRed07 December 14, 2009

shwasted

The act of getting shit faced wasted

Person 1: Dude did you see jimmy he got Shwasted off jim beam last night.

Person 2:Its funny because it rhyms with oyster.

by ajb and rico October 3, 2011

Shfwasted

Used to described a point of inebriation so far beyond your contol that you cant possibly remember what happened to you last night.

Combines the words shitty, fuckin, n wasted.

Jo: Dude i cant believe you tried motor boating my dad last night.

Jim: Well dude i was pretty shfwasted. also your dads hot.

by Apesauce420 April 16, 2009

shamwasted

where your liver soaks up all the alcohol you consume, resulting in severe intoxication and/or a severe morning hangover

i was so shamwasted last night i cannot stop throwing up.
i am so shamwasted.
you are so shamwasted

by theskinniest June 18, 2010