scroaching

The act of itching your scrotum.

Richard: "Hey Nick, stop scroaching on class, its freakin nasty."
Nick: "But it feels soo good!"

by Socal Richard L October 28, 2006

Screeching Seagull

When having sex on the beach and the man gets his dick wet and dips it in sand and then forcefully inserts it into her pussy causing her to screech.

"Dude i just gave this chick the screeching seagull"

by Swedish Nejero April 22, 2009

Scratching the Record

When a girl "Scratches their record" they're masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their clitoris.

"Dude, She was scratching the record all night, last night"

by ryaneschevere March 8, 2010

scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.

My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.

by mary ann August 17, 2003

fadge-stratching

Combines with the noun fadge to describe a variety of quimmets - the more crisp and dried on sort that suggest the female bearer maintains a low level of hygiene.
Such fadge-stratchings are removed by picking and itching the affilcted area.
A derogatory insult.

"Bertha's pussy so dirty, you cant see for the fadge-scratchings!"

" Piss off you dirty fadge-stratching!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS

Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings

Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings

Daughter : it wasn't me

Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS

by SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS October 23, 2018

Skratching

manipulating recorded sound via its speed (forwards, backwards, fast, slow, etc.) and volume (smooth fading or choppy). Usually done over a beat to express rhythm and skill. Can also be applied to drum (to make drum beats from skratching), basslines, words, synth noises et al.

All that skratching 's makin' me itch.

by DJ Krane November 17, 2010