Scromlette

Scrom-let - A sumptuous dish served only (as far as I know) at Kingfisher B&B in Worcestershire. It is essentially the bastard child of scrambled egg (scrom) and omelette (lette). It was created one bleary eyed morning after a heavy night on the good stuff as a result of a complete lack of culinary dexterity. Despite it's shaky beginnings frankly scromlette is infinitely more delectable than either of it's two inferior egg based parent dishes.

"I say, scromlette on toast darling?"
"ooooh I could murder a plate of scromlette"

by Kingfisher B&B October 20, 2008

Scroops

Scroops are derived from the word unscrupulous. They are a form of intangible currency. You cannot touch them, smell them, or see them, but you can most certainly have them. Scroops are like a man's currency for lewd/ridiculous acts he commits. Scroops can be wagered, gained, and lost, and they can be given to a man out of nothing if he has earned them. Scroops are very valuable, so no one has more than about one hundred of them. Use them wisely.

If a man goes to a dance with a girl he doesn't like, and gets way too drunk so he forgets it, and then he punches an EMT in the face before getting transported to the hospital, and gets his emergency room nut, he earns Scroops. If a man busts all over a girls face when she asked him not to, he earns Scroops. Men can wager their Scroops, and must honor the bet no matter the outcome.

by MikeVicksPitbull December 8, 2009

Scrooples

Related to Salty, this word can be used in a comedic fashion to express excitement over someone's unfortunate, possibly painful situation.

So Eleanor fucked Jesse to get John jealous. She now unknowingly has syphilis. SCROOPLES!

by rickjames911 January 15, 2013

Scompch

Verb. To be devoured completely and wholly. Its origins emanate from the juxtoposing audible sound emitted from an individual who is in the midst of a bountiful feast.

Damn, that beezy just scompched up those hamhocks like nothin'!

by Nin10Joe July 28, 2008

Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

by Jonnic October 8, 2020

Scrampson

When you cram and then scram.

Danny: dude, I took my condom off before I fucked that stripper and slipped out before she noticed

Alan: that boy is a Scrampson

by JonKMer September 18, 2021

scrooply

One of the finest players in minecraft : purity vanilla server. She was known for her knowledge on redstone and was a great farm builder and a pixel map art maker.

Example: Scrooply, why isn't the wool farm working?
Can you stop playing Street Fighter and come online in minercraft Scrooply ???

by ktm2057 September 11, 2023