by UserNameHere! October 12, 2011

1 part vodka
2 parts Cactus Cooler
Similar to a normal screwdriver, but with Cactus Cooler instead of orange juice. Although it may not sound like it, it's a fairly classy drink.
2 parts Cactus Cooler
Similar to a normal screwdriver, but with Cactus Cooler instead of orange juice. Although it may not sound like it, it's a fairly classy drink.
I like vodka. I like Cactus Cooler. So, I put 'em together, and there ya go, the Mexican Screwdriver was born.
by johnpag November 26, 2009

A man heats his penis till he can't handle the heat then he gets jerk off by a chick an ejaculate in her eyes.
by Jerk Wad September 19, 2008

The bus didn't come for hours and hours, and Lloyd got really wet. It was a real punching screwdriver.
by Clive Boundingfield February 1, 2008

In Philadelphia, vodka and Sunny D mixed to make a cloyingly sweet smasher. Drinking them as fast as you can is a baaaaad idea.
Oh God, three ghetto screwdrivers last night. Now gnomes are mining the inside of my skull and I can't move my legs.
by Doc Sportscar November 29, 2012

The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”
by antfuck June 25, 2018

A bloke crosses his fingers as if to wish for good luck, he then inserts them in and out of the womens anus (bullet) in a twisting motion.
'alright dave whats that on your fingers?'
dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'
dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'
by gibbonfelch June 22, 2011
