schmeef

Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.

O man, that schmeef smells like shit

by Dirt March 29, 2004

Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

by president schweef November 24, 2020

Schweffquipment

Equipment for schweff based activities. Usually in a bar or in a nightclub to pick up the ladies Schweffquipment will be required, such as : Cigarettes, Lighter, Extra-Money, Car, etc...

Person 1: you ready to hit the club, pick up some chicks?

Person 2: yeah man! let me get my Schweffquipment sorted first!

or...

Person 1: Why do you always carry cigarettes and a lighter when you don't even smoke?!

Person 2: 'Cos its part of my Schweffquipment dude!

by FrogDog91 November 9, 2011

Schweet my bru

South African or Afrikaans-influenced slang. Literally means, "Sweet, my brother" or, "That is pleasing to me, my male friend". Phonetically - Shh-wheat mah brew.

You: I'll check you later, china.

Friend: Schweet my bru.

by MattGlog February 13, 2014

schweezle

Upon getting your dick sucked by a man or a woman, you press down on his or her's head causing him or her to vomit all over your cock.

While blowing my dad off, he was so excited he shoved my head so hard on his cock causing me to throw up my mom's homemade meat loaf. the best schweezle i have ever given.

by small dick rick November 6, 2007

Schwee

1. Unspecified material.

2. Household or personal articles considered as a group.

You can put that schwee over there...

What's all of that schwee in your pocket?

by JustAskDana August 26, 2007

Schween

A noun that can be used in a negative context when you overuse 'dick' 'jackass' or the 1983 'geek'.

Take your cock out of the toaster! You're such a schween

by josh November 16, 2003