schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010

Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017

schmidlock

A flick him the finger to any part of the human body

I just gave you a Schmidlock to the head.

by Terlucs June 7, 2018

Schmads

Pads, but with a "schm"

The goalie decided to whip up some new schmads

by Lweso0123 November 14, 2020

schmuckiño

Referring to a dickhead in a pejorative manner.

- "Hey man you wanna do a line? I got some good shit bro!"

- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."

by Sneaky Black Bullet January 27, 2021

schmidson

a person who is generally friendly and peaceful, preferring a calm and relaxed environment. Being nice and quiet can be admirable qualities that can help you build positive relationships with others, as well as maintain a sense of inner calm and tranquility.

"Schmidson is a nice and quiet person who always greets others with a smile."

by #405mRs March 14, 2023

Bob Schmidt

A Universal hero, when one doesn't know the inventor/musician/author (etc.) of something it is replaced with the name Bob Schmidt.

Kara: who sings this song?

Dan: lady gaga or leona lewis...Bob Schmidt or something

by The cabbage galz July 7, 2011