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schmittered

I'm totally gonna get schmittered this weekend!
by schlittered103 September 12, 2017
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schmifty

Local name for a convenience store in the Berlin area
I gotta grab some chocolate at the schmifty
by hippogriffy December 8, 2020
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lola schmitt

MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER. Literally so much cooler than you and everyone else. The smartest, and you could basically call her the next Albert Einstein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people; wow i wonder who the next albert einstein is going to be
everyone else; I know, its definately lola schmitt because she's so smart and a literal genius
by nextalberteinstein December 13, 2021
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Schmidty

Most beautiful girl you will ever meet.
Every meaning of the word perfection.
gorgeous, kind, gentle.
Hey, have you seen that Schmidty girl?

Yeah, her eyes caught mine from across the room, pweh
by Fairy1993 July 28, 2011
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Schmitt

A term or name given to describe a person with elderly characteristics such as someone who tends to forget something that they've planned to do with people which angers them.

Secondly, Schmitt can be used if a person forgets that plan with a certain group of people and continues to get it going with another group of people.

It is also a term to describe a person who may look like a nerd.
A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Reciever: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.

10 MINUTES LATER

A Schmitt: Sorry guys, I gotta go talk to my girl. I'll be back in a bit so let me know when it's ready so we can start!
Receiver: F*CK SAKE-

A MONTH LATER

A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Receiver: You said the same thing on the other game you wanted us to play you twat.

A Schmitt: Oh I did? my bad guys, I'll make it up if you try this new one.
Receiver: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.

THE CYCLE REPEATS
by Teffe October 22, 2020
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Schminty

Like saying minty, but with sch in front.
This toothpaste is schminty
by Azure September 8, 2004
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schmitt

she gave him a schmitt last night.
by lroach May 5, 2008
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