Schmeckle

A first decentralized logarithmic blockchain-based cryptocurrency.

- Hey man, how many schmeckles for 3 silver spoons?
- 3 Schmeckles, bro

by noturregularrusky August 7, 2022

Schanklet

A very stabbable person.

"I just stabbed that schanklet down the road, mate. He's dead now."

by bandit4k December 8, 2022

schmeckledorf

The suspicion of being scammed or robbed.

You think you can schmeckledorf me sayyy? *bop*

by Mizzlythegoat February 10, 2023

schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

Schmangled

A term originating within the "Spademan Vocabulary" of Ontario, Canada.

-It refers to any person that has consumed too much alcohol

-Should be used by excessive beer drinkers

Oh man, last night I got so schmangled I lost my pants!!!

by spadeinator July 20, 2010

schmeckle

To thump one in the head with one's penis.

Gary was unknowingly schmeckled after falling asleep at a party.

by Devon muthafuckin dahlke June 16, 2004

schmeckleberry jam

Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.

Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.

by Brandon12 December 15, 2008