A careful insight into the world of literature uttered during an english class led by a closeted homosexual.
Whoa, did you hear Dan during our discussion of Romeo and Juliet? Man, he totally pulled a Schissler!
by Gib March 22, 2004
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1. a lawyer who uses unprofessional or questionable methods.
2. a person who gets along by petty, sharp practices.
1. a lawyer who uses unprofessional or questionable methods.
2. a person who gets along by petty, sharp practices.
Calling someone a shyster (not Sheister) might be considered libellous; knowing its probable origin adds insult to injury.
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1) An extremely jewish and or characteristically annoying person; one who thinks he is cool, but is just plain retarded
by Jaboy November 7, 2006
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The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
Wife: "How was the gym dear?"
Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)
Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"
Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)
Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"
Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
by The Venga!!! April 17, 2010
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The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.
We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.
by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020
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by JR Bull September 25, 2003
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