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The only place left in the world where metal will still get you laid.
Ooh, I love it when you growl like that.
Scandinavia!
by Ssonic April 22, 2006
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Scandasian

Scandasian is someone who is half Scandinavian and half Asian.
Nick: what are you? Where are you from?
Beth: I’m Scandasian! Half Danish, half Japanese.
by Sourplumyes May 20, 2021
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Scandinavian Rooster

When a guy appears to be consoling a woman who is ralphing by pulling her hair back. Preferably, the woman is wearing a slutty skirt and she is perched at a 90 degree angle when he rips her panties aside and ass fucks the shit out of her while she's still barfing. The harder he fucks her the more puke she'll get out and consequently making the guy look good by suppling medical aid.
Nick: Dude, that girl down there looks really sick.
Pete: Yeah, she just drank some hunch punch, but it looks like that douchey scrote is going to take care of her.
Nick: Damn, she's puking like crazy
Pete: Holy shit, he's giving her the Scandinavian Rooster
Nick: She looks like she feels better already. That guy's not so bad.
by nickgolf August 3, 2008
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Scandilion

scan-di-lion
scan-dee-lyin'

–noun
rhymes with dandelion
1. (n) a coy, mischievous person

2. (n) one who commits mildly scandalous acts while maintaining an innocent attitude or reputation
1. Meg filled Bill's office waist deep with Styrofoam packing peanuts, while he was away on vacation. She is a total scandilion!

2. Can you believe the teacher's pet got caught smoking a joint? He is definitely a scandilion.

3. That scandilion bet her friends that she could pick up the goofiest guy at the club.
by ScandiLion January 13, 2011
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Double X scadattle

The act of a female, or females, going to a party, or gathering, and socializing, with the intent to gain free alcohol, or substances, and then flee.
Yeah, I got my drink on tonight, I double x scadattled John's going away party.
by Hannah Bampton October 24, 2004
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Scandinavian Clincher

Scandinavian Clincher

When one person takes his or her "pointer" finger and "middle" finger, reaches underneath a male's legs (generally from behind) and attempts to pull his scrotum down while trying to insert his or her thumb deep into the male's anus.

A person with great skill who can wiggle or move their hand in a "wave" motion while fully engaged in the maneuver is considered to be able to fulfill the requirements of the "Original Scandinavian Clincher. As of recently, the wiggle or "wave" motion has been abandoned due to the extreme difficulty of successfully being able to complete the maneuver.

If done correctly, the "Scandinavian Clincher" can be a demoralizing and effective maneuver to cause pain/discomfort and or embarrassment.
Patient "A": "Dr., the strangest thing happened to me the other day?

Dr.: "Ok, tell me what happened."

Patient "A": "A person came up from behind me and pulled down on my sack with what I think was his index and middle finger. And at the same time placed his thumb far into my butt. It made me feel uncomfortable. It also caused me minor/medium pain. . ."

Dr.: "Hmmmm, this is interesting. I had a patient not too long ago complain of a similar instance. What happened to you is insulting. I understand that. The technical term of what had happened to you is a "Scandinavian Clincher."
by Leto Shepppard February 21, 2010
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God lost his sandals

A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.
I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!

He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.
by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011
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