russian suicide

An elaborate method of committing suicide (i.e. intentionally killing yourself), accomplished by shooting yourself 3 times in the back of your head then tying your dead body up in the trunk of a car.

Russian citizen: He got shot 3 times in the back of his head and they found his body tied up in the back of a car? I suspect foul play.
Putin: You are mistaken. Clearly is suicide. Russian suicide.

by kanapanapan February 26, 2017

Rush Limbaugh

A Rush Limbaugh: is when I wash down a handful of OxyContin with at least three quarts of cough-syrup, and then I hit the gay-club to trip the light fantastic toe - but not until after having lost all of my inhibitions at the track, and my virginity for the second time in the parking lot.
* Hiyo! Hahaha; You are correct sir! *
Sorry about that - Ed McMahon is with me; the guy follows me everywhere.
Be forewarned: you will sleep for an excess of 48 consecutive hours after your first time "Rushing the Baugh," - call me if you need any help or if you just want to say hi; I miss the times we spent together at the gay-club.

Oh man; I'll never Rush Limbaugh again after last night - I won't be able to sit straight for a week.

by Dr. Alexander Rosenbridge PhD May 21, 2015

rusty fucknuckle

typically the second knuckle of your ring finger after finger fucking a womans tight puss with your pointer and middle fingers only; results from getting poo from her rectum hole on it

Celeste is great. First she slobbed my knob and gobbled the baby gravy then she licked my rusty fucknuckle clean of her week old ass mayo/ fudge stank combo. AND, I posted it on Youtube for all to see.

by cornfritter April 14, 2011

Ruslan

Ruslan (Russian: Руслан) is a variant from word arslan/aslan, which is translated as lion. The name Eruslan is another variant of the form Ruslan.

Ruslan is not snitch unlike you.
Ruslan has never snitched and is not a dog unlike a lot of the people that he knows.

by Danielle _954CDT July 24, 2019

rusli

Strong men and a best father in the world.so you are the great men

rusli

by rusli January 2, 2017

Russian Hug

Russian Hug

(noun) Missionary Sex

Vladimir; 'Give me a Russian Hug'

by Olga Ludkovsky October 14, 2018

Rusty Grease Monkey

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.

“That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”

by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019