rumpled roy-al

A euphemism for a butt.

Kiss my rumpled roy-al!

by jacktradewheaton October 25, 2014

rumple butt

Someone who is being a stubborn or unreasonable. Another word for butthead.

Yo, Jarrett was a rumple butt yestday. He shit all over the living room.

by modotcom April 21, 2018

Front Rumple

Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!

"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"

"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"

by Ms. Cutthroatt November 2, 2009

Rumple Fugs

Used to describe a very ugly person.

Worse than fugly.

"Man, did you see that shit?"

"yeah dude, she was rumple fugs!"

by Snave Nareik August 12, 2009

rumple foreskin

rumple foreskin

noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".

this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.

"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"

"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"

"Shut up darsh"

by Hunkle October 3, 2022

Rumple Stiltskin

Some goblin ass from a shitty book

That rumple stiltskin mf is a child pedo.

by bigballer322 May 23, 2022

Rumple Buttercup

The best green creature with a banana peel hat ever. My personal best friend
Book character written by the best author/celebrity ever. Matthew Grey Gubler.

"Rumple Buttercup is one of the greatest books ever written."
"I know, don't you just love his little hat."

by password235 November 29, 2021