Spanish Quickie

a sex act where one prematurely ejaculates into a flour or corn tortilla

Jordan: "Me llamo Jordan! And this is a Spanish Quickie!"

by SpanishQuickie September 18, 2020

Sauerkraut Quickie

Any sexual act, pick up line, or flirtatious behavior, either heterosexual, homosexual, or any other form of ‘sexual’, where a person can successfully convince their partner that if they can last two minutes until ejaculation, it’s not a ‘quickie’.

I promise you Baybay... come back to my place! This ain’t gonna be no Sauerkraut Quickie honey... you might even get the full two minutes if you play your cards right

by AxisRadio August 6, 2021

Chocolate Quickie

The act of shitting in a sink while all the bathroom stalls are being occupied by someone(s) else.

"Did you hear Joey had to perform a Chocolate Quickie since all the stalls were taken up?"

by STlNE March 18, 2022

Wiki Quickie

Quickly searching something on Wikipedia. Wiki Quickies are particularly useful when talking about a challenging subject online or over the phone. A quick glance at the Wikipedia page pertaining to your subject will easily and discretely give you the upper-hand in a debate, or will simply make you look smarter.

Person #1: (while putting away laptop or iPhone) "Did you know that the smallest house in the world is only 5.49 square meters in size?"

Person #2: "Woah! I had know idea. How did you know that?"

Person #1: "Wiki quickie, baby!!"

by David Schwartz April 15, 2008

quicky mart

A 7-11 like market, where an ethnic man, perferebly arabian and indian, works. People stop there to get quick food, hence the name, quicky mart.

"Welcome to the Quicky Mart!"
"sup raul?"

by fronk February 23, 2008

Quickie Wiki

A brief trip to Wikipedia during class in order for the teacher or student to prove one another wrong. Originated in Br. Joe's Latin class in Akron, Ohio.

Teacher "I believe John Kerry only had two purple hearts."

Student "No way! He had three, lets do a quickie wiki and find out."

by Bob Gnarly June 9, 2008

Arby's Quickie

When you have involuntarily popped a huge throbbing uncomfortable boner in the midst of a non-private or public situation. So you then decide to go to the nearest Arby's and buy the beef n' cheddar sandwich, go to the public bathroom provided, and fuck the sandwich through the buns like theirs no tomorrow. When you nut, the cum looks like mayo, so you go find a homeless person and give them the sandwich as if it was a good deed.

Man, I popped a huge tent pole at Arby's today, so I thought I would pull an Arby's Quickie on this homeless dude.

by jasepi May 4, 2017