(1)The personification of all things douchy
(2)Urination in the grass by small three haired object
(3)A replacement for any curse word.
(2)Urination in the grass by small three haired object
(3)A replacement for any curse word.
1. What the phooglaay?!
2. Omg I have to sit beside a phooglaay.
3. you know you love love me, xoxo phooglaay.
2. Omg I have to sit beside a phooglaay.
3. you know you love love me, xoxo phooglaay.
by Spedddlllers October 19, 2010
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"The food is excellent, but the waitresses are totally obnoxious; that place is a complete poogitable."
by trivtriv February 16, 2010
Get the poogitable mug.When two bodily functions happen at the exact same time. The excrement of fesses from the anus, while ejaculation of seamen comes out of the penis....creating a poogasim.
That bitch had a poogasim, for real ok.
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This person was actually the first to go #2 (poo; dump; drop the kids off at the pool; etc.) in the bathroom today, did not give warning, and did not spray any air-freshener once said dump was complete. This course of action caused everyone in the office (or household) to point the big finger at the 2nd person to use the toilet, though the 1st person in was actually to blame.
This person was actually the first to go #2 (poo; dump; drop the kids off at the pool; etc.) in the bathroom today, did not give warning, and did not spray any air-freshener once said dump was complete. This course of action caused everyone in the office (or household) to point the big finger at the 2nd person to use the toilet, though the 1st person in was actually to blame.
Person 1: (uses bathroom 1 to relieve his/her bowels)
Person 2: (waiting for bathroom 1 to be free so that he/she can urinate)
Person 1: (finishes taking a dump)
There are no words exchanged between P1 and P2. Although, P1 should have given some type of warning.
Person 2: (walks into the death-trap of poo-scent, and urinates because he/she has been waiting so long that there is no other choice but to just use the toilet)
Person 2 walks out of the bathroom just as 1 or 2 people walk by. They, of course, smell the poo-scent and automatically believe that Person 2 is the culprit, or 'Poogitive'. Really, Person 1 is the hardcore Poogitive.
* This situation can be another definition for 'Catch Twenty-Poo'
Person 2: (waiting for bathroom 1 to be free so that he/she can urinate)
Person 1: (finishes taking a dump)
There are no words exchanged between P1 and P2. Although, P1 should have given some type of warning.
Person 2: (walks into the death-trap of poo-scent, and urinates because he/she has been waiting so long that there is no other choice but to just use the toilet)
Person 2 walks out of the bathroom just as 1 or 2 people walk by. They, of course, smell the poo-scent and automatically believe that Person 2 is the culprit, or 'Poogitive'. Really, Person 1 is the hardcore Poogitive.
* This situation can be another definition for 'Catch Twenty-Poo'
by L-Stop January 13, 2011
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Person 2: not sure babe, while im in the loo I will Poogle it.
Person 2: not sure babe, while im in the loo I will Poogle it.
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