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Prickly desert

When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.
"Wow, you gave him the prickly desert? You must have some beef against him."
by Dbass July 18, 2016
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Prickly Cunt

Used when you would like to call someone both a prick and a cunt, but you cannot decide which one you would like to used.
That prickly cunt, Gray Ling, like Ella Sunflower (the big burley bloke who dresses as a young woman).
by FunnyBastard69420 August 18, 2025
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prickly pancake

The act of pressing your scrotum against the stubble of the recently shaven body or facial hair of your partner .
Man, I feel like I have rug burn between my legs after I gave Susan that prickly pancake last night .

John’s five oclock shadow is perfect slugging grounds for Tim’s prickly pancake
by Wafflestompinjo November 22, 2023
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Prickly Pussy Face

Prickly Pussy Face (PPS) is the face that you get the morning after you fall asleep on a prickly pussy (early stages of freshly shaved pubic hair, growing back in a spikey form). Sort of like the creases that you get after falling asleep on a couch.
-Have you seen Alex at breakfast, he busted in with that Prickly Pussy Face...
-Smells like it too, cuh...
by BigmanDcuh February 27, 2021
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Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky
Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.
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Prickly Cactus

A shave that will blow your head off.
Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.
by DrLittleUnderheptoblow April 12, 2021
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