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The Gretzky Pregame

Before having sex, the man acts like he is going to put his penis in the woman's mouth and then, at the last second, hits a slap shot of pre-cum right in her eye.
I used to date this one girl that had a fetish for eye balls so I gave her The Gretzky Pregame and she decided I was her soul mate.
by Ddogg4evr January 22, 2010
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Pregame_Kokichihehe

My sweet, my beloved, an epic person, I’m totally not ShushuSaihara haha-
I love you ^^ Love you so much Pregame_Kokichihehe
by TotallyNotPregameShuichi March 2, 2021
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pregame

A word used by stupid sluts and frat guys to describe drinking before an event of any kind. This can include a funeral.
Duuuude, some of my boys are coming over later, so we should totally pregame.

Hehee. I was thinking we should pregame at your dorm before we go to my semi-formal!!!
by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005
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pregame

The act of beating off with purpose of increasing sexual stamina. Normally done 4-5 hours before planned intercourse.
Man i need to pregame tonight otherwise i'm going to prematurely ejaculate all over that bitch.

If i don't pregame I am going unleash the white thunder on that poor girl.
by Sdog October 26, 2005
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pregamer

A blow job without a guy blowing his load.
Bad news gives trouble pregamers because he likes vaginal sex more then oral sex
by trouble<3badnews<3 March 7, 2010
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pregame

A term used by alcoholics who need to be drunk in order to have a good time. They chug their own bottles before going to an event to get a buzz on. And then they drive half drunk to the event and drink some more. Fun. Wee.
"Dude, are we gonna pregame before the bar? Drinks are so expensive!"
"Let's drive down there and pregame in the parking lot."
"That's lame, man!"
"At least we won't pulled over by the cops."
by kevnar April 5, 2008
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pregame poontang

Man you look like your tired! You might want some pregame poontang before this big baseball game!
by Styke August 9, 2015
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