Pokey bum strum

The female version of 'Pokey bum wank'. To poke one's self in the bottom to increase pleasure, whilst masturbating.

Think i'll just stay in tonight and have a pokey bum strum.

by Anne3260 March 3, 2011

Hokey Pokey

When a man sticks his penis in a woman's anus. Anal

Guy: "Let's try something different."
Girl:" The hokey pokey?"
Guy: "That's what it's all about. Now turn yourself around."

by chillary April 29, 2015

pokey thing

A long and slender object, such as a paperclip, used to stir marijuana ash in search for remaining plant material.

I think it's cached... does anyone have a pokey thing?

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure

" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "

by ayrshire pedro October 24, 2008

Posey

Posey is the coolest person ever. She is far better than any Posie, Posy or Posiey. She is really good at feeding angsty teenage cows and shoveling shit. She is always smiling and happy to see her friends. She is really pretty and has a cool earring collection. Posey's are rare but very special :)

Wow, Posey is so cool, I wish I were friends with her.

by Official EEBC February 7, 2019

porkey pigging it

Fucking a fat girl

That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it

by dadx5 February 23, 2014

pokey poke no need to smoke

A classic sentence from a friend of mine

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet

by Emzillagon October 3, 2020