Pope Asher

A great man. A handsome MOthafucka. a tall Mothafucka. 6'11" to be exact. A pope who played in the nba
He will beat your ass. He will dunk on your ass.

Wow Pope Asher is so handsome
Pope Asher dunked on his ass

by JoseMarieOni-Chan23 June 7, 2020

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Pope bowling

Illegal sport where the player's main aim is to tackle the pope to the ground. Bonus points are awarded for taking down his entourage. The sport reached its peak when Susanna Maiolo tackled Pope Benedict XVI before the Christmas Eve Mass in 2009 - taking down three others. Two more joined the pile to assist the Pope, scraping her a final score of 280.
Scoring:
Pope knocked down= 50 pts
other knocked down = 10 pts
score is multiplied by total amount of people in pile
people who aren't knocked down but end up in the pile are worth 0 points, but are added to the multiplier

- "did you catch the Pope bowling over Christmas?"

- "yeah that Susanna Maiolo's the best Pope bowler"

by Baroness Orczy March 10, 2010

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pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

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Pope Shoes

The name of ones shoes immediately following the removal of a females bloody tampon and punting (kicking) of said tampon, prior to sexual intercourse.

I got myself a pair of awesome Pope Shoes last night before banging my wife.

by Drewberry March 1, 2013

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