Pork pistol

the goods between a mans legs.
except for those who drive a Toyota Pruis

-So what did u do last night?

-I shot my lady in the face with my Pork pistol.

-Why?

-She said tell me when u are done.

-And?

-So i was like *SMACK* NO!! You will take it.

by tater-man12 August 19, 2008

pistonswin

pistonswin is a member of the Basketball GM multiplayer league BGMDL. He is famously known to negotiate wild trades, getting himself fleeced, and the only member of the league under 12 years old to ever make the Playoffs. Pistonswin is an avid Detroit Pistons fan and lives in Michigan.

Damn, pistonswin just got fleeced!

by Tim-Duncan21 August 12, 2018

Pistolia

The ancient arts of dual wielding pistols to pick off your enemies one by one.

The master taught us the way of pistolia the other day when he went against his foes with his ancient revolvers.

by Firefox4564 March 5, 2019

pistol pwned

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.

<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!

by mchesney August 29, 2006

Sex Pistol Calmasq

A thing invented by the famous blockgame player Calmasq.

I will hit you with my sex pistol calmasq

by Fucki Yu May 25, 2020

Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

by _xanti_r August 8, 2019

Pistolita

A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.

Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.

Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.

I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 8, 2009