Penis Paralysis

The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."

by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011

Penis enlargement pills

Literally the fake ads you see on porn that actually make your penis small

Bob:ayo billy I've been takin those penis enlargement pills from pornhub and I bet the girls are lovin it
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small

by Lycanace March 15, 2019

Penis Gnome

A stubby, balding man that resembles a cross between penis and lawn gnome who enjoys sudden power trips when given leadership of trivial tasks (e.g. the guy at work that is given control of a pointless side project). He enjoys being an asshole to everyone under his command since his life otherwise sucks ass. Generally very passive-aggressive when stripped of power.

The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 10, 2018

Penis wrinkle

When your roommate order McDonalds without asking if you want any.

Adam is a goddamn penis wrinkle.

by bobsicle February 3, 2019

Penis fetish

When someone is sexually aroused by penises, but is not necessarily gay

"Mark got a Penis fetish from watching too much porn"

by NotMyRealName1993 March 1, 2022

air penis

an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.

dude 1_your sister plays the air penis well because she's an expert at the real deal.

by Vulva Hammer October 20, 2010

what the heckk... sex penis?

is when u dont fookin know what sex penis is

Person 1: I have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time
Person 2: What the heckk... sex penis?

by WhatTheHeckk September 22, 2020