Tetris Packer

The guy you want to get ready for a road trip with. He is so unbelievably good at packing a suitcase or a car with an impossible number of large and/or oddly shaped items that you'll think he must be a tetris god.

" 'Bro, how're we gonna take all these things to the beach?'
'It's all good dude. My dad is a tetris packer.' "

by Orlofsky October 22, 2011

Party Packer

The person that arrives to a party and when preparing a joint,packs the top with cannabis but leaves the rest empty - ensuring everyone else gets tobacco. This is also the same for "lines" of drugs where the "packer" makes a huge line for themselves and then little specs of dust for others.

Ah fuck who brought Todd,he's such a party packer.

by Pete5150 July 28, 2014

salmon packer

When a dominate male's trousers are so tight that you can see their penis in extreme definition.

This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.

"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"

"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"

by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017

snow packer

after having sex outside in the middle of winter, blow your load in the snow and pack your reciever's face deep into the cum covered snow...it is very important not to cream on ice, this may make them bleed in which case is called a froozen cherry cheesecake

man, i just met a girl and she wanted it now so i hit it outside and just had to give her the snow packer

by Tyman March 26, 2008

douche packer

a person who packs douches.

stfu you douche packer, or im gunna punch you in the weiner

by K-Riggyy May 17, 2008

fudge packer

One who enjoys trucking on the Hershey Highway

dude, have you been trucking again? my ass hurts.

by Zach May 29, 2003

Green Bay Packer

The act of pulling back your foreskin before entry after not having cleaned it for over 2 weeks resulting in all of your dick cheese to be exposed. Forcefully insert said shmegma inside a hole and "pack" your dick cheese.

Mr. Schachter: "You haven't showered in two weeks man."

Rockford: "Yeah man been saving up my dick cheese so I can pull a Green Bay Packer on my girl tonight."

by One-Pump-Shotgun October 8, 2018