Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.

I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.

by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013

pooT

A nickname giving to the activity of playing Modern Warfare 2 Or Call of Duty Black Ops. Also the most ridiculous, amazing clan on Black Ops. Spelled pooT. Pronounced poo-ty.

What are you doing tonight?

I'm headed home to get my pooT on.
pooT den?

Damn straight!

by Sporto699 April 21, 2011

Poot

care

"I don't even poot."

by Potato4life January 16, 2018

Poot

(1)
A shortened form of Pootis.
Better used for repetition as onomatopoeia.

(2)
A verb form of Pootis.

(1)
Heavy: (Takes out Pootis Gun and opens fire)
Pootis Gun: POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT-

(2)
From "Meet the Pootis Bird"
Pootis Bird: ...She weighs 150 kg and POOT $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to POOT this weapon, for 12 seconds.

by LithiumLanthanumNitrogen6738 December 11, 2020

poot

Shortened version of putang, slang for vagina. See: Putang.

Did you stick your cock in her poot?

by Juanathan March 27, 2007

pooted

baked, stoned, under the influence of marijuana, etc

Aw sheeeeet daw, we is gon get straight pooted after my lil sista's birthday party

by Ianis June 10, 2006

Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

by pu3k September 30, 2009