fart plus

The type of fart where a little bit of non-gas comes out, necessitating a change of knickers. While the idea of getting something extra or "value-added" is generally an attractive proposition, in this case it emphatically is not, because the "plus" you get is shit.

There are many important reasons not to wear white pants but this is pretty high up there.

I was at Cost Plus getting some Glass Plus when I made a fart plus, which really sucked plus.

by cornlog October 23, 2009

Plus-1

n. 1. An extra guest allowed on an invitation to a social event. 2. A woman/man picked up in a social setting by a man/woman with the sole intention of having a sexual rendezvous.

1. As was allowed in the invitation to the dinner party, he brought an attractive Plus-1. 2. Let's go somewhere else. I'm in search of tonight's Plus-1, and there aren't many prospects here.

by mattyku February 9, 2009

Straight Plus

Straight Plus is to be straight but almost bisexual. When you are straight plus you are attracted to people of either gender, but you to are not fully attracted to either.

Juanita: Did you hear about Kevin?

Kyle: No, what's wrong with him?

Juanita: Nothing, he's just Straight Plus

by EnemyPeacemaker January 16, 2013

infinity plus one

The biggest number in existence. Used to settle arguments in a quick and decisive manner, without resorting to violence.

Girlfriend: "Fuck you!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck you times infinity!"

Girlfriend: "Fuck you times infinity plus one!!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck!"

by tbg April 22, 2008

Furry Plums

Quite literally The Dog's Bollocks!

Is wee Georgie gonna get to use his furry plums before the big snip?

by Satandog August 28, 2006

Buzz Plus

When something happens that makes your situation better. The opposite of a buzz kill.

We were almost out of beer and then DJ showed up with a case of Natty. Buzz Plus.

by slamjackson.com June 28, 2010

Plums in the oven

A sexual act wherein a man places his testicles inside a woman's vagina.

*over heard from two builders*

"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010