4 definitions by EnemyPeacemaker

Straight Minus

Straight Minus is to be straight but close to being asexual. When you are straight minus you are attracted to someone of the opposite gender, but you find the sexual human body to be strange.

Kevin: Did you hear about Juanita?
Kyle: No, what's wrong with her?
Kevin: Nothing, she's just Straight Minus

by EnemyPeacemaker January 16, 2013

Straight Plus

Straight Plus is to be straight but almost bisexual. When you are straight plus you are attracted to people of either gender, but you to are not fully attracted to either.

Juanita: Did you hear about Kevin?

Kyle: No, what's wrong with him?

Juanita: Nothing, he's just Straight Plus

by EnemyPeacemaker January 16, 2013

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Mario Kart: Double Dash!! is a racing game in the Mario Kart series. Many claim that Double Dash!! is the best Mario Kart game.

Much like other Mario Kart games, Double Dash!! features a "boost" in the beginning of the race. It also features drifting.

Unlike other Mario Kart games, however, Mario Kart: Double Dash!! allows you to race with two players on the same kart.

Timothy: Hey man, can you come over tonight? We're going to play some Mario Kart 64!
Charles: Nah, I'm gonna stay in and play Mario Kart: Double Dash!! It is the best Mario Kart game, y'know.

by EnemyPeacemaker December 19, 2012

Gizoogle

Gizoogle is the ghetto Google. It was created in 2005 and was available till 2011, although not fully functional. Gizoogle is also based off of Snoop Dogg.

Gizoogle is not associated with Google.

Fo' all y'all biotches who wanna find shiznit! This is a parody website, and not affiliated with Google in any way. Click here to learn more about Gizoogle.

by EnemyPeacemaker January 16, 2013