Joey: Hey man, you Full-Timing yet?
Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.
Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.
by slamjackson.com May 10, 2011
by slamjackson.com June 25, 2010
A great time.
What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
by slamjackson.com June 25, 2010
Person 1: Do you ever notice how wierd Scott and Chet are aroud each other?
Person 2: Yea, everyone at the office thinks they might be doubles partners.
Person 2: Yea, everyone at the office thinks they might be doubles partners.
by slamjackson.com July 17, 2010
Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.
Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
by slamjackson.com June 17, 2013
Person 1: Man, those guys next door are really blowin' up the boom box. Are they always that loud?
Person 2: Not all the time, but it seems like they always have a lot of people over on the weekends.
Person 2: Not all the time, but it seems like they always have a lot of people over on the weekends.
by slamjackson.com December 28, 2010
A phrase that was probably not coined by the Ultramagnetic MC's, but was most definitely made popular by their 1987 single, "Traveling At The Speed of Thought". This essentially means to brainstorm.
Cedric: How are we supposed to explain losing $3,000 this weekend?!
Keith: Don't flip out. Let's just Travel At The Speed of Thought and we will come up with something.
Keith: Don't flip out. Let's just Travel At The Speed of Thought and we will come up with something.
by slamjackson.com May 10, 2011