11 definitions by slamjackson.com
A person who will not eat meat if it still resembles the animal it was made from. For example, a visual vegetarian would eat chicken fingers but not a chicken leg or wing, because legs and wings still resemble the actual chicken.
Clyde: Are you ready for some of this turkey?
Henry: If you have any sliced turkey I'll take that, but I'm not going to eat from this turkey with the head still on it. I'm a Visual Vegetarian, and that looks too much like the real thing.
Henry: If you have any sliced turkey I'll take that, but I'm not going to eat from this turkey with the head still on it. I'm a Visual Vegetarian, and that looks too much like the real thing.
by slamjackson.com May 10, 2011
Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.
Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
by slamjackson.com June 17, 2013
Person 1: Do you ever notice how wierd Scott and Chet are aroud each other?
Person 2: Yea, everyone at the office thinks they might be doubles partners.
Person 2: Yea, everyone at the office thinks they might be doubles partners.
by slamjackson.com July 17, 2010
A great time.
What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
by slamjackson.com June 25, 2010
Joey: Hey man, you Full-Timing yet?
Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.
Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.
by slamjackson.com May 10, 2011
Bosh (noun) - A person who is overrated because of the people he/she either works with or hangs out with. This term was coined after the NBA player Chris Bosh, who is often overrated because he's a member of the "Big 3" with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade.
Example one:
Trent - You know I really like Michael and Gary, but I don't understand why they hang out with Dennis. He's so annoying.
Steve - Yea, Dennis gets a free pass a lot of times because he's good friends with Michael and Gary. He's definitely the Bosh of that trio.
Example two:
Richard - You know, that sales team performs really well. I think Tony, Brandon, and Alan work great together.
Nick - Actually, it's more like Tony and Brandon carry the team and Alan is just there. Their team is doing alright, but it's not because of Alan. He's the Bosh of that team.
Trent - You know I really like Michael and Gary, but I don't understand why they hang out with Dennis. He's so annoying.
Steve - Yea, Dennis gets a free pass a lot of times because he's good friends with Michael and Gary. He's definitely the Bosh of that trio.
Example two:
Richard - You know, that sales team performs really well. I think Tony, Brandon, and Alan work great together.
Nick - Actually, it's more like Tony and Brandon carry the team and Alan is just there. Their team is doing alright, but it's not because of Alan. He's the Bosh of that team.
by slamjackson.com December 9, 2010
(Pronounced Ra-pi-Dose) A play on the Spanish word rapidos, which means "quickly". Rapi-dos essentially means 'hurry up".
Steve: I need to run upstairs and grab my phone charger.
Kyle: Boy, you better rapi-dos! We're already 5 minutes late!
Kyle: Boy, you better rapi-dos! We're already 5 minutes late!
by slamjackson.com May 10, 2011