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Blowin' Up the Boom Box

Being very loud or making a lot of noise.
Person 1: Man, those guys next door are really blowin' up the boom box. Are they always that loud?

Person 2: Not all the time, but it seems like they always have a lot of people over on the weekends.
by slamjackson.com December 28, 2010
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Controlled Release

Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.
Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
by slamjackson.com June 16, 2013
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Bosh

Bosh (noun) - A person who is overrated because of the people he/she either works with or hangs out with. This term was coined after the NBA player Chris Bosh, who is often overrated because he's a member of the "Big 3" with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade.
Example one:

Trent - You know I really like Michael and Gary, but I don't understand why they hang out with Dennis. He's so annoying.

Steve - Yea, Dennis gets a free pass a lot of times because he's good friends with Michael and Gary. He's definitely the Bosh of that trio.

Example two:

Richard - You know, that sales team performs really well. I think Tony, Brandon, and Alan work great together.

Nick - Actually, it's more like Tony and Brandon carry the team and Alan is just there. Their team is doing alright, but it's not because of Alan. He's the Bosh of that team.
by slamjackson.com December 10, 2010
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Buzz Plus

When something happens that makes your situation better. The opposite of a buzz kill.
We were almost out of beer and then DJ showed up with a case of Natty. Buzz Plus.
by slamjackson.com June 28, 2010
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Full-Timing

The act of working a full-time job.
Joey: Hey man, you Full-Timing yet?

Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.
by slamjackson.com June 3, 2011
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Travel At The Speed of Thought

A phrase that was probably not coined by the Ultramagnetic MC's, but was most definitely made popular by their 1987 single, "Traveling At The Speed of Thought". This essentially means to brainstorm.
Cedric: How are we supposed to explain losing $3,000 this weekend?!

Keith: Don't flip out. Let's just Travel At The Speed of Thought and we will come up with something.
by slamjackson.com June 4, 2011
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Garbage Chicken

A game of chicken, where roommates will let trash pile up in the kitchen garbage can until one roommate eventually takes it out. The roommate that gives in and takes the trash out, is the loser. Garbage Chicken can sometimes go on for weeks.
Shelly: Why don't you take that trash out already? It's disgusting.

Mason: No way. I'm in the middle of a game of Garbage Chicken with my roommates, and I'm not giving in this time.
by slamjackson.com June 3, 2011
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