A great time.
What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.
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Get the Barrel of Monkeys mug.Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.
Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
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Get the Controlled Release mug.Person 1: Man, those guys next door are really blowin' up the boom box. Are they always that loud?
Person 2: Not all the time, but it seems like they always have a lot of people over on the weekends.
Person 2: Not all the time, but it seems like they always have a lot of people over on the weekends.
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Get the Blowin' Up the Boom Box mug.A game of chicken, where roommates will let trash pile up in the kitchen garbage can until one roommate eventually takes it out. The roommate that gives in and takes the trash out, is the loser. Garbage Chicken can sometimes go on for weeks.
Shelly: Why don't you take that trash out already? It's disgusting.
Mason: No way. I'm in the middle of a game of Garbage Chicken with my roommates, and I'm not giving in this time.
Mason: No way. I'm in the middle of a game of Garbage Chicken with my roommates, and I'm not giving in this time.
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Get the Garbage Chicken mug.A person who will not eat meat if it still resembles the animal it was made from. For example, a visual vegetarian would eat chicken fingers but not a chicken leg or wing, because legs and wings still resemble the actual chicken.
Clyde: Are you ready for some of this turkey?
Henry: If you have any sliced turkey I'll take that, but I'm not going to eat from this turkey with the head still on it. I'm a Visual Vegetarian, and that looks too much like the real thing.
Henry: If you have any sliced turkey I'll take that, but I'm not going to eat from this turkey with the head still on it. I'm a Visual Vegetarian, and that looks too much like the real thing.
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Person 1: Do you ever notice how wierd Scott and Chet are aroud each other?
Person 2: Yea, everyone at the office thinks they might be doubles partners.
Person 2: Yea, everyone at the office thinks they might be doubles partners.
by slamjackson.com July 17, 2010
Get the doubles partners mug.A phrase that was probably not coined by the Ultramagnetic MC's, but was most definitely made popular by their 1987 single, "Traveling At The Speed of Thought". This essentially means to brainstorm.
Cedric: How are we supposed to explain losing $3,000 this weekend?!
Keith: Don't flip out. Let's just Travel At The Speed of Thought and we will come up with something.
Keith: Don't flip out. Let's just Travel At The Speed of Thought and we will come up with something.
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