offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.

Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.

by jparmo12321 August 3, 2018

Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is getting offended at someone for asking/talking about your sexuality.

“You’re questioning your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”

by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019

text offender

A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.

Jack is such a text offender ; he only responds with k.

by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014

Brex offender

The sort of sweaty, middle aged, poorly educated gammon who thinks that Brexit was a good idea and entirely co-incidentally that if there's grass on the pitch you can play. Similar noncery is also common in those organisations closely linked to Brexit, again remarkably co-incidentally.

Darren's a classic Brex offender - he voted Leave even though he works for Nissan, and he attends the police station every Thursday to sign a register. You know which one.

by Uncle Spunky's Brother February 3, 2020

sex offender

ryan hicks

omg i got raped by a sex offender

by imadinoaur434 May 7, 2018

cluster offender

A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.

This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.

(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving

by eneville August 5, 2010

Repeat offender

Sleeping with someone whom you've already slept with in the past with no intentions of making it into a relationship...

Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.

"It's ok he's just a repeat offender, it doesn't really count."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."

by Daisyt024 September 29, 2014