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Native American 

People that lived in what is known as North, Central and South America now before greedy Europeans came about 500 yeras ago and shat on the people already there in their search for gold. Every tribe is different, some lived in mountains, others on plains, forests, every climate that America contains. Original Native Americans had brown, reddish looking skin, straight black hair, big cheekbones and dark eyes. A small percentage of the North American population is of Native American descent but most South Americans have some Native American descent. Mixed with the ancestry of Spanish invaders (rapists).
Christopher Columbus thought he'd reached India when he reached the shores of a large lagoon natural harbour that is now San Salvador. His arrival was overlooked by Native American inhabitants.
Native American by powervolume March 5, 2009
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Native New Yorker 

Someone who nobody opens the door for
No one opens the door for a Native New Yorker.

Native Drunk 

Getting blackout drunk just like an indian on firewater.
I got native drunk last night and woke up with two fat girls, no wallet, and a black eye.
Native Drunk by Native Drunker November 29, 2009

native son 

A very good book written by Richard Wright. I think everyone should read it and it would.
person 1:Have you read the book Native Son yet.
Person 2:Not yet but you know I am.
native son by Sharissa July 12, 2007

Native hydraulics

When stupid ass natives drive around the walmart parking lot quickly hitting their breaks and gas repeatedly making the car seem to bounce around.
Wow silly fucking native can't even afford real hydraulics, They just have their faggy Native hydraulics. Go back to the rez.

Native Pride Bloods  

A blood set from Oregon. That originated on the Siletz reservation later spreading to Springfield, Oregon. They are Known to affiliate with The Northern Structure, Piru and other Blood gangs. Also known as N!P!B!
Suwoop! Native Pride Bloods in the mutha fucken house! AND DAT'S WAT'S UP!

Native American ball-juice 

Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.
At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."
Native American ball-juice by Jeff September 2, 2006