Nascar style

Nascar lovers favorite sexual position. Others refer to it as doggie style

Hey honey, lets do it Nascar style so we can both watch the race.

by Spango November 22, 2007

Get out NASCAR style

When one does not want enter a car through the door, one climbs in through the open window, causing all sorts of hijinks.

Tatiana: The car door is broken and it won't open.
Asher: It's ok, I'll Get out NASCAR style.
Constance: Please don't kick me in the face on the way out.

by Asher pampaloompa November 19, 2007

NASCAR

The sorriest excuse for a sport ever invented. An excuse for stupid white rednecks to come together and watch other stupid white rednecks turn left in a car for 3 to 4 hours. It also doubles as a 3 to 4 hour commercial in which you here and see more advertisement than actual talent. And I do not care what all of you NASCAR fans say, everyone who associates themselves with it is a redneck, regardless of where the driver or the race is. I'm sorry, but I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation than a NASCAR race

Stupid White Redneck 1: Hey there bud, lets go sit on our asses and smoke cigarettes and drink shitty lite beer in our wifebeaters at the NASCAR race today. Then we can go home and abuse our families in a fit of drunken rage.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.

by Steeeeeeeeve June 19, 2006

nascar nap

A nap taken during a NASCAR race. Usually done around lap 25 in anticipation of waking up for the final 25 laps.

"Man I got hammered during lap 25 of Daytona. I just had to take a quick nascar nap until lap 175."

by HDog February 18, 2008

NASCAR

A sporting event consisting entirely of an endless series of left turns in which millions patiently wait for someone to turn right.

I just don't understand NASCAR

by blindspot February 17, 2005

NASCAR

National
Association for
Stock
Car
Auto
Racing


A sport most popular in the South Eastern part of the United States. It consists of cars going around at very high speeds and can drivers can get seriously injured or die.

Don't forget to watch NASCAR race on Sunday.

by Swarsfanatic June 7, 2005

NASCAR Thumb

a medical condition that appears after playing NASCAR video games for a long period of time. Caused by pushing the joystick constantly to the left.

Chris, after playing NASCAR the Game 2011 for 6 hours on Xbox 360 had a severe case of NASCAR thumb.

by kkfan9194911984 April 18, 2011