An extreme homer that simply fails to see any faults. Usually used in sports but also useful in other situations. The myopians are forever optimistic, failing to see any faults regardless of what scandal may be taking place or how doomed a particular sitation my clearly be.
Fan 1: Barry Bonds is the bomb, he's the greatest there ever was in baseball..
Fan 2: Are you a myopian? He's a cheater
Fan 1: No man, he's going to lead San Fran to the promised land, Barry rules.
Fan 2: Are you a myopian? He's a cheater
Fan 1: No man, he's going to lead San Fran to the promised land, Barry rules.
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Girl 2 - NO way, they'll get mokit!
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Girl 2 - NO way, they'll get mokit!
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1. Noun; a "mookiepoo" is someone who cuddles, snuggles, nestles, or lies close to another person and loves every comforting, heart-warming minute of it.
2. Verb; the act of mookiepooing; to "mookiepoo" means to cuddle, snuggle, nestle, lie with, or embrace
Other forms also used, stemming from the original form "mookiepoo" - mookiepooer,
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1. Noun; a "mookiepoo" is someone who cuddles, snuggles, nestles, or lies close to another person and loves every comforting, heart-warming minute of it.
2. Verb; the act of mookiepooing; to "mookiepoo" means to cuddle, snuggle, nestle, lie with, or embrace
Other forms also used, stemming from the original form "mookiepoo" - mookiepooer,
mookiepooers, mookiepooing, mookiepoo'n, mookiepooish, mookiepooly, mookiepoos, mookiepood, mookiepooest, mookiepoo'y, mookiepooiest
Rose is the original mookiepoo. She enjoys mookiepoo'n and long mookiepoos on the beach.
Joy wanted to get her mookiepoo on, but Holly just wasn't in the mood.
I felt all warm and fuzzy inside when I was voted the mookiepooiest mookiepoo of all mookiepooers.
Joy wanted to get her mookiepoo on, but Holly just wasn't in the mood.
I felt all warm and fuzzy inside when I was voted the mookiepooiest mookiepoo of all mookiepooers.
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Tyler: "I am never inviting Grandpa over for dinner again. He left mookie stamps all over my bedroom! And where's the dog?!"
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