mookid

Name for the less productive members of a development team, such as the solutions architect, art director, tech lead, etc (as opposed to the individual coders/testers/designers). Stems from these members looking/acting like useless cows.

The mookids are calling another meeting to discuss nothing.

The fat-headed mookids are chewing on their cuds of nothingness.

by Charles von Clerk December 15, 2008

mookid

To reply to an argument with a completely different topic.

Correct Person: You will never be accepted mookid.
Mookid: So what's it like to be so ugly?

by Roganite January 16, 2009

mookid

people,especially kids and teens that are fat,and those that would rather sit and graze(eat) than do anything productive for society or hang out with their friends.

Kid 1: Hey Mike, do you want to hang out at the mall today?
Kid 2: No my mom is making chocolate pie and cookies, and I'm hungry.
Kid 1: Damn mikey You are a Mookid!

by Bobert Mcbobert June 26, 2006

mookid

people,especially kids and teens that are fat,and those that would rather sit and graze(eat) than do anything productive for society or hang out with their friends.

Kid 1: Hey Mike, do you want to hang out at the mall today?
Kid 2: No my mom is making chocolate pie and cookies, and I'm hungry.
Kid 1: Damn mikey You are a Mookid!

by Bobert Mcbobert September 3, 2008

Mookie Blaylock

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.

Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.

by Shougo February 20, 2022

Mookie Island

a mole: marijuana + tobacco (if you know what's good, american spirit)

after adding american spirit to a batch of herb, you take a fat shnap. once/if/when the mole is inhaled, the lucky smoker begins the journey, fuhl it. so you've inhaled the smoke, you're feeling that overwhelming sense of light-headed-ness and euphoria - Mookie Island. At first, the feeling is alarming (some of those first timers will yak...some will not such as MC, CM). nothing matters because you're swimming. as you swim, you approach the shores of mookie island, you breathe, you breathe again, and it feels fucking good. you feel the sand, you're almost there. you keep going and yes, you're there. i hope that was fun, that's my life.

by madishplau December 19, 2010

mookie betts

Red Sox right fielder

Mookie Betts the Red Sox right fielder

by Guest April 19, 2017