bag of mince

utterly unnoteworthy,not worth the time of day

See kid's TV these days? just a bag of mince!

by jondo March 7, 2008

Mincemeat Pie

When you are eating out a pussy so nasty you throw up into said pussy. That is a mincemeat pie.

Sarah hadn't showered in a week, I couldn't help it; I gave her a mincemeat pie

by dabadabadooee September 7, 2008

mince

To wander around aimlessley with no purpose or direction.

Me and Alice minced about town today before I got the bus home.

by genty baby October 24, 2007

Mincer

A man who behaves in an extremely effeminate manner all the time whilst refusing to accept that they look in any way camp.

You know that Chris Allen? What a terrible mincer he is....

I know, minces around like he's constantly on the Bourneville Boulevarde and claims it's his natural gait. What a mincer.

by JimtheBullet April 30, 2008

mince

When your shit resembles that of beef ground into mince. Uncooked and sloppy as all fuck.

I just minced myself.

by Gillchild January 11, 2009

Minced

1. The state or quality of being exceedingly relaxed and nonchalant, while at the same time elated or exceedingly happy, often attained whilst being high.

2. Synonymous for "fuck".

ex 1 - Guy 1: Dude, whats good?
Guy 2: Dude, I'm so minced right now I can't even hear you!

ex 2 - Guy 1: Bro did you mince anyone last night?
Guy 2: I minced the shit out of this one chick, but I was so minced I don't even remember!

by somincedrightnow October 14, 2012

mincer

a term used to describe someone who is trying to do as little work as possible at any given time relative to the amount and type of work he or she should be doing. a mincer can plan a 'mince' in advance as well as 'mincing' spontaneously. a mince or mincer is usually the first to tell a fellow colleague off for mincing themselves. mincing is the art of avoiding any form of work.

"alright Bruce",
"alright Ben",
"where's Adam?"
"he's on a bit of a mince"
"that lazy cunt"
"what do you expect, he's a fat mincer"

by Benjamin 'benski' Tomkinson September 19, 2003