muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.

bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up

by SugarRay August 3, 2007

muff diver

A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.

'she is a muff diver'

by HappyJeans February 14, 2006

muff diver

Someone who likes to indulge in the diving of the muff, usually female, but Jeff Stokes doesn't mind that...

She was a trained muff diver.

by PH March 19, 2003

Muff Doppler

The Supreme Prophet of The Muff. He spreads the gospel according to Muff. He speaks in cryptic language and is a healer of back ailments.

"I need to talk to Muff Doppler. My back is aching me from too much funny bizness at Dave and Busted's."

by Luke the Drifter February 3, 2010

martian muff dive

The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.

"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."

by bobbin frapples October 14, 2009

muff diver

when a man/woman eats/licks a womans roast beef drapes with their tounge

'Sera wants to muff dive Ashley tonight'

by Tingles and Sweets September 1, 2004

Muff duster

Some one who sleeps with women who haven't gotten laid in a long time. Possibly since the 80's.

"Rick's such a muff duster, he's at bingo picking up old chicks tonight."

"He's dusting muffs at weight watchers today."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009