merkel

to take something that does not belong to you

While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.

by dp916 January 12, 2004

merker

a word used only by amazingly attractive girls. THAT IS ALL!

Lick my merker.

Your merker is fat and juicy.

by god damn i'm cool December 19, 2005

Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.

I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel

by condoms r too small for me March 27, 2019

Merked

When a merman or merwoman(mermaid to the lame person) is seen without his or her clam-bra or clam-hammock and they let their half human/half fishy sea junk just flop around as freely as the the day they were hatched.

A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.

Sumdu: Yo, alonzo, did you see that mermaid's titties be flopping around ever so ViVaciously

Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.

Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.

Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.

by jEmess March 1, 2010

merkenaarie

1. Person who likes to complain a lot
2. proverbial: "has no friends"
see also wordmurkenary/word

1. "Forgive me for being a merkenaarie about it, but I slept really bad last night"
2. "I haven't talked to any real person in seven days... I'm a total merkenaarie"

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

merked

As well as being owned or beaten up, merked has been used as a word that replaces 'take' or 'borrow' or 'steal'

That book just got merked

I'm gonna merk that helmet

by JessB April 12, 2006

Merked

Practically wasted, stoned, or demolished

"Get merked son!"

by Lauren272 May 1, 2010