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New Mexico Tech

A school in Socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.
I'm going to Tech!

Tech suscks.
You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."

Tech is awesome.
by NM Rox March 12, 2005
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Mico

A guy with a great personality who plays good at sports and video games. Have good grades also and most of the time, girls go crazy over him. He's just so hot
Omg have you seen Mico?? He's so hot
by Christian47 February 3, 2014
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Vivo Mexico

If you've ever woken up and thought to yourself "i want to chew through a cement block and use a rusty nail to pick my teeth" then you're halfway to understanding the ideal that is vivo mexico. A drink, a dip, an invention by minds far greater than mine. In its most simple, physical form it is a 1/2 shot of jose cuervo (regular of especial) tequila and a 1/2 shot of tostito's chunky salsa. It goes down about as smooth as a handful of glass shards and tastes about as good as a turd wrapped in a kleenex.

But it is more than the drink. Vivo Mexico is a mentality required by the man whose BAC is never below .08. To kick a night off with a vivo mexico you either have to have more balls than the Iceman Chuck Lidell or have down syndrome; and either way you know you're going to have a good time. If by the end of the night you've hidden behind a bush in flight from a giant ogre, pissed in a water fountain, smoked more hookah than the caterpillar in alice in wonderland, were too numb to notice when you put the blunt out on your hand and couldnt get your dick hard enough to have sex with the fatty on the third floor--send out a special thanks to Vivo Mexico. When being a man just isn't enough. Vivo will make you an ultra-man

Note - Invented on the campus of UNC - Chapel Hill

Variations on the vivo mexico shot include

Vivo Mexico Dirty - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + whipping cream

Vivo Mexico Clean - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + listerine

Vivo Mexico Round 2 - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + spitting it all up and then drinking it again
vivo mexico is illegal in 13 countries
by vivo mexico October 26, 2005
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New Mexico Tech

some times abbreviated as NMT
the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.
Hi, I'm from Tech

Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser
by Baron_von_Awesome March 29, 2005
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Maico

A sweet, sometime caring person who acts like a jackass but deep down cares. Makes the most jokes around his friends but is the main person that’s hurting. Can talk to girls but can’t talk to that one girl that he likes. Will have his eye on one girl for a very long time, takes sports seriously, and hates school, fun to be around when you get around him.
Maico can be annoying at times but you have to love him.
Omg Maico is so bipolar!
by Devora May 31, 2019
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maicol

Maicol get all the bitches he want . He is el chema that's why all bad bitches wanna have sex with him. Maicol have a big dick and the also the best cartel in the world.
I wish I was Maicol he get all the bad birches including Abby.
by Thebigboss23 March 14, 2017
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mexicon

a mexicon is a type of hat you pass around for work related con donations.
it is arturo`s final day, someone should pass around the mexicon and organise a present, everybody claps
by the real antay September 21, 2009
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