mattitus

a disease that makes the person only like matts.
whether they are famous or not, the person will still love them.

Jill: "Have you seen that matt over there? matt bellamy is hot as."
Jane: " Yah totally, but you're in love with like, every matt. WTF?"
Jill: "oh, that's just my mattitus."
Jane: "..."

by Russ. T. Bolte April 14, 2009

mattijs

Mattijs
One who is butthurt and/or causes others to become butthurt.

or

A police officer

"Dude, stop being so Mattijs right now."

"Sorry dude, my bad, I'm Mattijs"

"Slow down there's a Mattijs over there and you're going 10 over the speed limit"

"Dude, put the blunt down, we're about to drive past a Mattijs"

by Manbearpig297 November 11, 2014

mattis ehm

It's a person with a fanomaly huge heart (Penis) He often fuck people I like his big cock inside my tide pussy . But he is also an person who listen to me

Mattis ehm is nice and organized person.With a big dig

by Effy Koenig January 3, 2017

Mattiasmamma

(Verb) To Mattiasmamma is do something you really like.

I Finally took time to mattiasmamma , for the first time in a long time.

by Mudbucket September 25, 2017

Mattias

He is the kind of person to break up because he wanted to go to the gym

Mattias broke up because he spent too Much Time in the gym

by Bsyeudndidbrjr December 11, 2017

mattison rhoades

A sweet kind person funny cute pretty loves a lot of people if you have a mattison rhoades in your life love her with all of your heart

Mattison rhoades is sweet

by Fred gimmy May 9, 2018

Martius Prado Jr.

This boi is so pogi, caring, awesome, amazing, spectacular, and extremely loving. This boi is a perfect candidate for presidency, as he has the attributes of a perfect leader. He is strong-willed, facing trials head-on no matter how hard they may be, and quite soft (in a good way) as he really cares about his friends like a big brother. A Martius Prado Jr.'s friends will always love him forever, and they will cherish all the wonderful memories they had.

Lance: Should I make an urban dictionary definition for Martius Prado Jr.?

Lia: idk LOL

John: LOL your call man

Hazelle: yes

by NeverGetsLocked September 16, 2018