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manpon

a tampon used by men who are pussy ass and drive rusty 79 berlinetta camaros and think they are the shiznit. also for the man who has had a rough night of anal lovin.
by mke ock December 16, 2003
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Manpon

A tampon for men who possess seepy bum holes, often caused by old age.
Manpon - 'My grandfather had the apple splatters, so we gave him a Manpon'
by John Smith112 March 15, 2009
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Manmoon

A vacation or short period where close male friends get together and do things only a bunch of guys can do together: show a lot of man love, do things in private or public that only guys accept, and other people would think are pathetic.

No girls are allowed in the vicinity.

This is like a honeymoon, only for 2 or more men having a boys night out day after day.

Consider it a bachelor party that continues for the length of a vacation.

Boys being boys for a week, and sharing the man-love.
Manmoon: 1) A Vegas Trip full of the requisite manly activities.

2) Two brothers hanging out doing stuff they can't do with their girlfriends, or family or sisters around.

3) A bunch of high school or college or grad school buddies getting together on say a fishing trip, and shooting the breeze about life, complaining about their wives, jobs, etc., and just having a good time with a bunch of testosterone filled activities.
by NewDC September 15, 2009
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manpon

Something you say to a guy when he's having a period
Dude you need to change your manpon
by diquetionaire November 14, 2014
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manpon

(verb) A soft filament such as cloth or more commonly toilet paper which is folded up and placed within the anal cavity to absorb seeping fecal matter.
Yo! You moist ass half steppin' busta, your manpon fell out of yo pant leg!
by Webstors Dictionary September 7, 2016
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Mancoon

say this as a better way than saying: Bad, old, smelly, shit, dumb. ect.
guy: yo bro look at my new shoes whatdo you think. you: they look Mancoon as.
by plz_kill_me December 2, 2018
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Manpon

A word to describe a coon when he starts to cry because his Minecraft girlfriend switched to ROBLOX but she was his long lost dad.
Don’t be a fucking manpon
by The real manpon April 22, 2019
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