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mankisser

(n.) an excruciatingly effeminate male with homoerotic tendencies.
see also metrosexual, brokeback, homosexual.

mankissers are generally well-groomed and have strong social skills. they are exceptionally fashion-conscious, and are known to wear bold color combinations and spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy shoes. in public, a mankisser's appearance is carefully calculated in order to secretly appeal to both genders - without seeming overtly homosexual to other men or their unsuspecting friends.

it is difficult to distinguish a mankisser from the ubiquitous hipster and equally offensive metrosexual; their homosexual tendencies are subtle at all times. key identifiers include one-night stands, reckless driving, kissing men, and moving to San Francisco.
Why does she even bother going out with him? Everyone knows he's a total mankisser.

Shut up, you fucking mankisser.
by e.howes September 2, 2008
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Mankubus

Mythical scottish creature that looks ferretlike in appearance but sports human toenails as fangs. Has a scream that sounds like a barbary ape commonly heard at dawn. Articulated nose with flaps that are used for smooting out the surface of its den. Its den can usually be found next to a scottish burn and is made from moss, fern and discarded industrial waste. Its feet are sandwhich like in appearance.
Oh jings mankubus has been raking in the industrial bins again and has remenants of the friars cheese collection on his articulated nose.
by Dr Oetker December 26, 2014
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Manushin

When your cat rubs against you legs or cuddles or shows affection next to the shingles isla Riva.
My stupid cat kept manushin me while I was watching SpongeBob!
by Louro June 8, 2015
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Manuslaughter

When an individual is hit by someone popping a Manu into water.
Did you see Dave the other day? It was Manuslaughter
by Akachi June 26, 2016
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Markuss

Big dick energy, usually tall and very charismatic. Gets hella girls and is the most wanted man with women and men.
Ayo Markuss has a humongous shlong
Look, its Markuss, hes probably fucked 20 women today.
by Smallppjake February 1, 2022
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mangusi

Mangusi means Oviya. A mangusi doesn't understand what we are talking about.

mangusi is a good friend of mangus mandai.
Mangusi looks same as a ghost.
A mangusi doesn't go outside without makeup
by PapalliMandai27 August 30, 2022
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Mankesh

A self-proclaimed master of efficiency, our friend is known for his ability to secure work effortlessly, yet he has perfected the art of 'hardly working.' While he possesses a genuinely good-natured persona, he's been blessed with an abundance of free time. Nevertheless, he proudly carries the title of 'Most Loved CA' (although we all secretly know who the real favorite is). However, it must be noted that beneath his work dynamics lies a genuinely good-hearted individual who is on an unstoppable trajectory towards becoming the Chairman of PwC.
Oh Mankesh has agreed to adopt God. Look how good of a person he is!
You are not Mankesh, you have some real work to do!
by GOD_AM_I June 3, 2023
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