A specific type of slander fabricated by women against a man to conceal any kind of embarrassing truth.
Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!
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A hairy, overweight male who tends to stay up late then hibernate throughout the course of the day, waking up no earlier than dusk on an average weekday.
After awaking, a manbear's tendency's are to walk around in inappropriate boxers while his company (whether stuck from riding with "him" the night before, and or an invitee from the guest inside the den) while "he" continues to sleep.
Invitations are commonly issued in the manbear's residence while anticipating the awakening, as their sleeping cycle can vary dramatically from 10 to even over 24 hours in one instance.
A hairy, overweight male who tends to stay up late then hibernate throughout the course of the day, waking up no earlier than dusk on an average weekday.
After awaking, a manbear's tendency's are to walk around in inappropriate boxers while his company (whether stuck from riding with "him" the night before, and or an invitee from the guest inside the den) while "he" continues to sleep.
Invitations are commonly issued in the manbear's residence while anticipating the awakening, as their sleeping cycle can vary dramatically from 10 to even over 24 hours in one instance.
Joe: Man i was fucking stuck at the manbear's place all damn day today waiting on him to come out of his den.
Bob: Damn that sucks for you i had a fat blunt of some purp, and some drank i was sippin on, i called your phone but it seemed like it was dead.
Joe: I knew this shit would happen, and when he finally came out of his cave around 8pm he was barely dressed with his hairy flab exposed and his turtle head poking out his boxers!
Bob: Damn that sucks for you i had a fat blunt of some purp, and some drank i was sippin on, i called your phone but it seemed like it was dead.
Joe: I knew this shit would happen, and when he finally came out of his cave around 8pm he was barely dressed with his hairy flab exposed and his turtle head poking out his boxers!
by Brando239 January 4, 2008
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A term intended to satirize multiple causes which have grown popular amongst feminists in recent years that basically boil down to unfairly making men walk on eggshells, reasons and motivations for which are usually blown vastly out of proportion if not outright fabricated.
Stacey: "God Ashley, did you hear Mark during the conference, today?"
Ashley: "I know, manspreading and mansplaining is one thing, but manbreathing, Ugh! That's the worst offense men can commit! Did you know, the American Association of Uncited Statistics claims that men breathe seventy-five times the amount of air women do in a whole day?"
Stacey: "Yeah, I confronted my husband about it yesterday, asking him to stop breathing for a while to give women more air to breathe. But then, he's all like 'OH, WAAAAHHHH, I CAN'T DO THAT, I'LL DIE! WAHHHH MY WIDDWE WUNGS CAN'T GO A FEW DAYS WITHOUT THE PWECIOUS AAAAAIIIIIWWWWW! WAH!' can you believe that?"
Ashley: "That's what happens when you grow up privilleged; equality will look like oppression to you."
Ashley: "I know, manspreading and mansplaining is one thing, but manbreathing, Ugh! That's the worst offense men can commit! Did you know, the American Association of Uncited Statistics claims that men breathe seventy-five times the amount of air women do in a whole day?"
Stacey: "Yeah, I confronted my husband about it yesterday, asking him to stop breathing for a while to give women more air to breathe. But then, he's all like 'OH, WAAAAHHHH, I CAN'T DO THAT, I'LL DIE! WAHHHH MY WIDDWE WUNGS CAN'T GO A FEW DAYS WITHOUT THE PWECIOUS AAAAAIIIIIWWWWW! WAH!' can you believe that?"
Ashley: "That's what happens when you grow up privilleged; equality will look like oppression to you."
by CuteBoy56 June 20, 2018
Get the Manbreathing mug.Manbreathing is when a man intentionally breathes obnoxiously loud, as a way to dominate the air and intimidate women into being silent. Manbreathing can be intensified if the man has just done something strenuous, so not only is he intimidating a women into silence he is also proclaiming himself to be physically stronger and is now physically intimidating the poor defenceless woman into obedience.
Little girls are having a random conversation*
Random male breathes*
Little Girls say to him "FUCK YOU CIS WHITE MALE STOP MANBREATHING YOU SEXIST! WOMEN CAN TALK DATE SHOWS 100% OF ALL MEN THAT ARE RAPISTS ARE RAPISTS"
Man says ''what?"
Random male breathes*
Little Girls say to him "FUCK YOU CIS WHITE MALE STOP MANBREATHING YOU SEXIST! WOMEN CAN TALK DATE SHOWS 100% OF ALL MEN THAT ARE RAPISTS ARE RAPISTS"
Man says ''what?"
by DirtyKneeGar March 24, 2017
Get the Manbreathing mug.One is not simply ManBearPimp. A person must reach a certain state of mind before mental transformation and final formation. Established as an experience of modern meditation.
It can be explained as equivalent to reaching ultimate swag, peaking bossness, or simply being a based god.
The practice is embodied through the existence of the mythical creature, ManBearPimp. Legend says that this beastly spirit was fact half man, half bear, and half pimp.
Not to be confused with his evil brother, ManBearPig, made popular by South Park and Al Gore.
ManBearPimp is also the stage name young trap & electronic music DJ/producer from Miami, Florida.
Term was made popular in the southern Miami community.
It can be explained as equivalent to reaching ultimate swag, peaking bossness, or simply being a based god.
The practice is embodied through the existence of the mythical creature, ManBearPimp. Legend says that this beastly spirit was fact half man, half bear, and half pimp.
Not to be confused with his evil brother, ManBearPig, made popular by South Park and Al Gore.
ManBearPimp is also the stage name young trap & electronic music DJ/producer from Miami, Florida.
Term was made popular in the southern Miami community.
Ex 1:
Yung Homie - I'm so based it hurts mayne
OG - reaching over 9000 swag ain't easy yung hoppah
Yung Homie - dammit, I just wanna be ManBearPimp already!
Ex 2:
DAMN son, you a straight up ManBearPimp! You got Becky fantasizing and shit
Yung Homie - I'm so based it hurts mayne
OG - reaching over 9000 swag ain't easy yung hoppah
Yung Homie - dammit, I just wanna be ManBearPimp already!
Ex 2:
DAMN son, you a straight up ManBearPimp! You got Becky fantasizing and shit
by trillswag9000 January 18, 2015
Get the ManBearPimp mug.The act of becoming absolutely useless at work. Usually happens around 30 minutes before work ends. The body slouches the eyes become dull and or crossed. The spine goes limp, you begin to drool and you are nothing more than a pile of goo, with Zombie like tendencies.
by StuckAtWork April 11, 2014
Get the Manderscheiding mug.A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.
Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"
Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014
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