morkim

to hang one by their toes until death

erikas about to get morked!!

by kimo September 21, 2003

mork

i was thinking that calling a girl a whales penis was a little wierd so i was like whats a whale vagina? and came up with the word mork, instead of dork.

"jessica your such a mork"
"well if im a dork than that makes you a mork"

by Hackmed September 21, 2005

Mork

A variation of the shocker sexual act. In this instance, one places two fingers in the female's vagina and TWO fingers (as opposed to one) in the anus. From the TV character Mork from Ork (Played by Robin Williams) who would salute with the fingers placed in the Mork position.

Dude, she wanted me to give her the shocker, but instead I Morked her and said "NaNu NaNu".

by Walter Paisley January 13, 2009

Morkination

mork·i·na·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mork-e-na-shen)
n.
A severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning.

Mork eventually had to quit due to her Morkination interfering with her job functions.

by Another concerned anti-morker July 25, 2008

Moorkey Eh?

A make believe creature that is half turkey/ half moose fabricated in the mind of Jeremy .. or! Jer. Who's incredibly crazy but funny so it evens out.

Moorkey Eh? That's what ate your IB Biology homework eh Jeremy, not your poor dog.. I think you should start taking your meds again.. aight Genuh?

Or!

Oh Jer, how I love you Moorkey talk haha.

Or!

Complete BS because Moorkeys don't exist

by Brownie J December 10, 2011

MWorthen

When you use your own cum as hair gel to perfect your flow but your dad walks in on you at the wrong time and it turns into to a dserrin with your dad with him on top

M: Man I'm still traumatized by the MWorthen that happened to me last night
D: oh damn you alright
M: Yeah I'm only traumatized cause I liked it.

by MAMA SERRIN January 21, 2015

Morkpork

Eating pork with a fork,spoon and a knife

Oh shit Randy your morkporking?!?!?

by Essket May 22, 2018