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Morkination

mork·i·na·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mork-e-na-shen)
n.
A severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning.
Mork eventually had to quit due to her Morkination interfering with her job functions.
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Prayer Marination

A period of time when people commune together in prayer and worship and are immersed in the activity.
God definitely healed me at UnChapel after all that prayer marination last night.
by sebkh3192 September 25, 2012
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Marinationous Maximus

(Adj/Noun) The act of substantially improving one's marijuana high experience by increasing visual, auditory, and sensational stimulation via inclusion of shit that is trippy as fuck.

See: Jean Michel Jarre, iTunes Visualizer, Jet Li's Fearless, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Geometry Wars

Note: Often used in order to achieve Revelationous Maximus.
Stoner 1: Oh my god Dude, these lights are like waves of energy flowing through my body. What do I do?

Stoner 2: You let the Marinationous Maximus engulf you, Bro.
by Pi Ups April 27, 2010
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Martination

When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008
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facial marination

the act of soaking your hand(s) in your ball sweat after a long day of hard work and then pimp smakin one of your friends in the face
jon recieved a facial marination because he denied a friend when in need
by k dawg01 April 26, 2005
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Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.
John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.
by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022
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Cross-Mojination

The synergistic augmentation of Mojo that occurs when 2 or more people of high Mojo are near each other.
Whenever I get around Sarah, there is a serious Cross-Mojination effect. Stars align, seas calm and the whole of the cosmos watches as the magic unfolds. Then re-folds. Then unfolds again. And then re-folds.
by Hugh Jorgen May 3, 2005
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