mork

Short for mudcork. A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.

Once I popped my mork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

by b1g December 29, 2007

mork

The special friendship between two best friends

"Hey mork!"

"Yo whats up mork?"

by baseballstar37 February 16, 2012

mork

n. Slang. A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

NIGGA! Get yo mork ass outta bed!

by Tony March 6, 2004

mork

~In the state or being a sloan ass nigga.
~The opposite of a trap star

Jeff, you hatin coz you a mork ass nigga and i'm a trap star nigga.

by JKBS September 8, 2010

mork

n. someone who is completely witless. a low level nincompoop who rarely sees things in perspective. Shallower than the dead sea and perchance saltier too...

wrong lane mork, you just bowled allen a gutterball...

by Alex Johansson September 22, 2008

mork

A combination of a Moron and a Dork. Just as a Lork is a Loser and a Dork.

That guy Demian is a such a mork.

by Rolland August 26, 2005

mork

A slang term for milk produced by a woman's breasts after childbirth as food for her child.

"I would love a mork and cum milkshake on this warm summer day"

by Daddystino May 5, 2021