mork

Short for mudcork. A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.

Once I popped my mork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

by b1g December 01, 2007

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The special friendship between two best friends

"Hey mork!"

"Yo whats up mork?"

by baseballstar37 January 25, 2012

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n. Slang. A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

NIGGA! Get yo mork ass outta bed!

by Tony March 07, 2004

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~In the state or being a sloan ass nigga.
~The opposite of a trap star

Jeff, you hatin coz you a mork ass nigga and i'm a trap star nigga.

by JKBS September 08, 2010

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n. someone who is completely witless. a low level nincompoop who rarely sees things in perspective. Shallower than the dead sea and perchance saltier too...

wrong lane mork, you just bowled allen a gutterball...

by Alex Johansson September 29, 2006

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