Satans Mistress

1) A person acts devilish or of the devil.
2) a mean hearted\spirited person who everyone hates.
3) someone that is not in the least bit worth being nice too because they are in with the devil, which we know because they act mean
4) More literally thouht as as a person who sleeeps with satan

Brianna is Satans Mistress because she is so mean

by harrypotter4lifeEK. July 7, 2011

Methane Mistress

Methane Mistress is an underground multigenre producer and a micro-celebrity DJ and raver from Austria. She mostly known for her Gorenoise, HardTekk, Goregrind, Pornogrind, Slam Death Metal, HexD + her unique mixing and production style. Methane Mistress is currently signed to a label that currently is unknown due to her profiles being banned from an album cover that apparently was not properly sensored. Methane Mistress has been making music and noise since 2015 and released her first album, of the gorenoise genre in 2016 by the help of her brother as revealed in an interview.

John: Just found Methane Mistress' 2021 tracks after 2 years of searching!

Jane: You get no hoes.

by Lollyhead April 20, 2023

evil mistress

The person your husband cheated on with. Usually skinny and bitchy.

See that woman with that man?

Ya what about her

She's his evil mistress

by EvilMistress_012 February 10, 2017

Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr

Valpyra, Mistress of Skullstyr, an award winning graphic artist, digital manipulator, photographer and writer. She creates in her Cyber Goth Universe called Skullstyr.com. Her work is awesome and VERY dark.

"Now sit back and relax. Grab hold of your mouse and don't let go! Prepare yourself for a visual banquet. You'll find my work a little naughty but always dark! I weave a lot of reds through out my prints. Red the color of passion, of life and blood! My images will quench your thirst and satisfy the darkest desires."
  Valpyra
  Mistress of Skullstyr.com

Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr award winning graphic artist digital manipulator photographer writer creates Cyber Goth Universe awesome work VERY dark Red color of passion life blood

by harry gareth edward spaulding July 19, 2010

Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister

Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018

Swiss Mistress

A woman (single or married) who successfully seduces a married man and has a romantic relationship with him, yet she does not nessessarily need to be having sex with him. The key to making her a Swiss Mistress is that she is not looking for any long term committment and enjoys being the Mistress. The term came from business class men in Zürich, Switzerland who would often be seduced by women in their business relations and often go to them as a source of lust and sexual release.

A female co-worker flirts with a man at work until he flirts back to the point that they make-out in his car after work. Since she does not want to destroy his marriage and values their friendship, she continues to offer loving confort when he needs it. Sometimes sex. She would be his Swiss Mistress.

by vamperism November 27, 2010

Mercedes Mistress

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

by FzlDzl February 1, 2009