Hobo Lunch Box

Where one shits in a paper bag, and offers it up as a tasty meal. Often as a form of shitgilante justice.

After waiting for 3 hours for an interview, Dude gave the interviewer a Hobo Lunch Box with corn sprinkles.

by Rad Turlington October 4, 2016

Out to Lunch

not paying attention/ dazed off

"You're out to lunch"

by jdg November 17, 2003

Lunchness

n. a state of wellbeing, usually characterised by positive emotions, ranging from contentment to euphoria. The feeling usually occurs during or after a much-needed midday meal with friends.
interj. Used to express anticipation of the euphoria to follow.

n. ah, that cheeseburger was good. So much lunchness.. :)

n. last summer I had so much lunchness in my life.

interj. A: Let's go to that new restaurant on the corner.

B: Oh lunchness, yes!

by bleurb May 23, 2011

lunchtime double-masking

A cool and at least partially effective way to mask up while eating your lunch.

Her wildly clever technique of lunchtime double-masking totally blew my mind!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Golden Lunchbox

When you role play being kids at lunch, nut in a sandwich and as she eats it you hit her with a lunchbox.

Me and Kyle's mom did the Golden Lunchbox last night.

by Blumbo November 3, 2020

lunchin

Expressing lack of presence of mind. Often typified by niggaz who've smoked an overabundance of trees or consumed excess amounts of doses.

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Unsure if this is regional. My crew in DC used this nonstop, but never heard in in the places I've lived since: Chicago and New York.

Please send me an email if you've heard it elsewhere.

Yo, your boy Juarez was lunchin' last night. He smoked a whole blunt of ill and tried to jump out the window of Shaniqua's window (she's on the 15th floow). But he was so fucked up he couldn't even figure out how to unlock the window. Damn.

by New York December 31, 2004

school lunch

The most vile, disgusting, putrid shit on the face of the Earth! I bet prison food tastes better than this slop (Hell, it might even be healthier!)! Here is a rundown of the "food" school has to offer:
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.

Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.

Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.

1: Lunch lady 1: We are out of dog poo for the burgers!
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
school lunch

by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 11, 2010