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n. a state of wellbeing, usually characterised by positive emotions, ranging from contentment to euphoria. The feeling usually occurs during or after a much-needed midday meal with friends.
interj. Used to express anticipation of the euphoria to follow.
n. ah, that cheeseburger was good. So much lunchness.. :)

n. last summer I had so much lunchness in my life.

interj. A: Let's go to that new restaurant on the corner.

B: Oh lunchness, yes!
Lunchness by bleurb May 23, 2011
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Lunchfest 

Not to be confused with Brunch which is a more direct joining of breakfast and lunch.

"Lunchfest" is when you wake and bake and then are too lazy to make or go get breakfast, so you wait till like 1 or so, till the hunger builds and then you pig out stoner style.
Man, we been tokin since 9am, its time for Lunchfest!
Lunchfest by B-Wild May 23, 2010

Lunchmeister 

A portly or rotund individual who spends vast and inordinate amounts of time at lunches with prospects and clients. For a true top lunchmeister, a client lunch will be held at least everyday and be milked for at least 2 hours. A lunchmonster or lunchmeister will generally have an encyclopedic knowledge of every menu of every high end restaurant that he loafs around in!
A: Have you seen that skiving git Scoffit?
B:Yes, he just popped out for lunch.
A:Christ, we won't be seeing any more of him today!
B:What do you mean? It's Tuesday and only 12pm though?!
A:Yeah, but the dude is a straight up lunchmeister!!
Lunchmeister by Captain Ezekiel Jones February 22, 2020

lochness poopie 

When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet
I blasted a wicked lochness poopie!
I think it turned and looked at me...
lochness poopie by Eddie Crandall January 16, 2008

cruise ship lunches 

Cooler packed with gourmet food
Don't pack a bown bag lunch on this job

We got Tony the Tiler. That sweetest plum squeeze of his sends him off with cruise ship lunches. Oh yeah words out that feed is 3 star.

packing lunches 

to do exceptionally well or to have great success.
to show someone up or simply accomplish a task well.
Player one: Dang boy, you haven't missed a shot all game!
Payer two: I'm straight up packing lunches!
alternate usage:
Fan (from sideline): Sick move bro-man! You packed his lunch!!
packing lunches by mcfisha January 25, 2008

Lunchner 

luhnch-ner

–noun
1. a heavy midafternoon meal between lunch and dinner, typically enjoyed on weekends

origin - made popular in the 2010s in London. Has since taken on a global following.

Benefits - allows the diner to enjoy an extravagant feast whilst removing the downside. Because lunchner replaces both lunch and dinner, it saves time, reduces net calorie intake and leaves one with a lighter stomach before bedtime.
Jack's been pouring over the spreadsheets all afternoon, building up an appetite for lunchner!
Lunchner by DelightTeam November 3, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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